Posts Tagged with "humor"

Why God Asked Abraham to Kill His Son

June 10th, 2012 at 1:20 pm by Mark
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It’s been a long pondered question as to why God asked the Biblical Abraham to kill his son Isaac. Most simply consider it a test of Abraham’s faith, given that the order was rescinded…

Westboro Chick-Fil-A

June 3rd, 2012 at 1:08 pm by Mark
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On The Far Side, it seems some of the Chick-Fil-A cows have joined up with the zealots at the Westboro Baptist Church…

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Optical Illusions Linked to Seizures

June 2nd, 2012 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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Certain patterns of flashing lights and patterns have been linked to seizures, forcing many video game manufacturers to include warnings of possible seizures prior to gameplay. It’s definitely going to be a weird world when they have to include them on the doors to art museums…

Feel Like Cougar Hunting?

June 1st, 2012 at 5:54 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, you hunt the cougar. Other times, the cougar hunts you, looks like someone didn’t have the best airsoft gun. Here’s a saying I came up with to remind me of an animal’s terrific senses. “The sound of a snapped twig is quickly forgotten by the hunter, but long remembered by the quarry.” If you make an unusually loud noise, stop and stand there as long as you can if you suspect animals are close by. A deer might stand a long time and stare in your direction. If it doesn’t see or smell you, it might go back to feeding or whatever else it was doing before it was disturbed.

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Grandma’s Hairy Beaver

May 30th, 2012 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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Could have been worse…

…Grandma could’ve called you out for your spelling.