Myself, I prefer the Apple Butter made by Mennonites, but only because I’ve never been one to give money to strange ho’s.

Whether you’re a boob-man or an ass-man, you’ll be shocked by this recent study.

Back in the 90’s, radio comedy show hosts Opie & Anthony did a hilarious radio advertisement about Hot Dicken’s Cider…

It’s a common fact that Roaches like dark places and run from the light, so I’m unsure if this means that there’s light in her underwear, or if she’s pretty sure her ass will never the light of day. Regardless… The last thing anyone wants to see when “unwrapping a present” is — bugs. *shudder!*

For every guy who’s unsatisfied with the level of intimacy in his relationship, there are at lease two women who are equally unsatisfied with amount of attention their man gives them. And that is an unfortunate, but quite realistic, reality check…