Though considered troublesome by many, teenage sarcasm may be directly proportionate to the number of “TMI” (Too Much Information) episodes by a given parent…

For those who can’t be restricted to Twilight’s rather limited Team Necrophilia or Team Bestiality, now there’s an alternative…

There is a suitable explanation for this that doesn’t include Photoshop, however, it would make this guy blind as a bat, with palms hairier than a Yeti’s butt…

But then again, it’s nothing a trim can’t take care of.

Yeah, I’m not much for cats, either. They give me gas.

But dogs don’t!