Posts Tagged with "irony"

Apple Returns iPhones to Chinese Manufacturer, Foxconn

April 30th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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Last week, Apple returned as many as eight million iPhones to Foxconn, citing the exact same reasons that iPhone users have complained about for years.

Conan O'Brien: "Apple has returned eight million iPhones to a Chinese manufacturer because they weren't fit for sale.  Apple complained the phones couldn't place calls, the screens cracked easily, and had faulty batteries.  In other words, they were iPhones."

Conundrum: Depression vs. Procrastination

April 22nd, 2013 at 5:21 pm by Mark
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When faced with this dilemma, I tend to take action and avoid the depression.

Not Sure if Depression Induced Procrastination, or Procrastination Induced Depression

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Stubborn Graffiti

April 18th, 2013 at 9:09 pm by Mark
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Sounds like some women I know, too. 😉

Sign: "This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness." Grafitti: "NO WE WON'T"

Grammar is Extremely Important

April 13th, 2013 at 5:27 pm by Mark
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In the immortal words of a very mortal Facebook user:

I hate people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re. There so stupid.

Grammar: The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit and Knowing You're Shit.

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Only Josh Can Prevent Wildfires

April 6th, 2013 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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I’m not buying it, because I have a feeling that Josh was born well after the 1975 release by Michael Martin Murphey

"Only ________ ('Your Name Here', 'Josh' painted in grafitti) Can Prevent Wildfires."  DAMMIT, JOSH!  You had ONE JOB!