Many decry society based on a complete lack of good manners, evoking memories of an earlier time when the word “please” was always followed by a “thank you,” and a “thank you” was always followed by “you’re welcome.” While it’s true that many have no regard for others, it’s always good to see that at least a few of our youth have learned the value of these sorts of niceties.

No, really, it is for external use only…

Tip: Bruce, who doesn’t have a blog.

Funny how due to the evolution of the English language we’re left with a rather disturbing mental image when reading this sign.

Of course, there’s also the argument that it was literal, and meant for the those who weren’t intelligent enough to use a voting machine a few years ago… I’m jus’ sayin’…

In the spirit of Shit Guys Don’t Say, remember that women can be a bit more … direct.

But my Granny would have been more colorful than “toodles.”