The wife had no idea what she was in for…

Although, I think that could get boring real fast…

Barry was utterly baffled at the bizarre request his wife had made the night before, but in the interest of marital harmony, he begrudgingly decided to surprise her as she returned home from work that afternoon. Still, as with every other act of kindness, he was certain she’d find fault with it…

I grew up hearing, “Be respectable!” while all the girls heard, “Don’t act trashy!” These days, half the guys don’t respect anything, and “trashy” is a requirement for half the women. We might actually see the day when the divorce rate is higher than the marriage rate!

Nearly fifty percent of all marriages in the US end in divorce, according to 2009 statistics provided by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD). Comparatively (in an apples and oranges sort of way), the OECD reports that 30.6% of Americans are obese.

Conversely, these study’s Administrators largely consisted of short, fat, balding European accountants — overwhelmingly Caucasian males — who possess only a tenuous grasp of both common sense and the society around them, and have almost no chance of ever getting laid without money changing hands. Click here for more loanovao.co.uk