Next, they’ll be going on about the weight of the burgers. Personally, I don’t want a skinny little burger — I prefer mine a bit “thick.”

Hipsters must be avoided at all costs, if only for the simple fact that in their pretense, they were annoyed by you first.

The only thing worse than being killed to death is when I wake up dead. I hate when that happens!

In this perfect example of irony in Media, you just know the driver will be fired.

You know they do this to increase advertising revenues, right?