I’m not self-medicating with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well, he called it a receipt… Whatever.

Tonight, we celebrate the passing of a year. To some, it seems like forever. To others, it seems like no time at all.

For those still with us, we celebrate. For those no longer with us, we lament.

I wish you all safety and abundance.

Happy New Year.

Resolutions? My only resolution is 1920×1028.

It’s been another great year for blogitude.com! Today, we’d like to recap our top ten, most popular & most shared posts from 2013:

#10 – Age Test: Cassette Tape and a BIC Pen?
March 9th, 2013 at 5:38 pm by Mark

If you get this, it doesn’t mean you’re old. It just means you have a sick mind.

#9 – Guys: It’s Never Too Hot to Take Off Your Shirt
July 8th, 2013 at 5:21 pm by Mark

According to most women, the only man allowed to take off his shirt at any given time is Channing Tatum.

#8 – Facebook Status Hack? Check. Phone Prank? Check.
March 10th, 2013 at 1:42 pm by Mark

This is the perfect time to perform the otherwise useless skill of yelling, “Dude! She called you a scruffy-looking nerf-herder!” in Shyriiwook.

#7 – Stubborn Graffiti
April 18th, 2013 at 9:09 pm by Mark

Sounds like some women I know, too. 😉

#6 – Do-It-Yourself Tattoo Removal Kit
May 19th, 2013 at 5:34 pm by Mark

I’m not sure why I’ve had the sudden interest in bad tattoos lately. But for those in need, Amazon has a veritable treasure trove of tattoo removal gear to fit most every budget…

#5 – Best Worst Mascara Review Ever
February 16th, 2013 at 12:15 pm by Michelle

Ever left your most prized, expensive mascara in the car overnight during the summer or winter? Similar effect…

#4 – Alicia Keys Blasts Kim & Kanye on Twitter
June 21st, 2013 at 5:43 pm by Mark

“North West” might be a cute and clever name for a baby, but only if your name is Kanye. Neither parent seems to care about the future chiding, “I went down south on North West,” when she’s in high school…

#3 – CVS Sale Price Tags
June 28th, 2013 at 5:10 pm by Mark

I’ve spent a lot more time in CVS Pharmacy during the last year, and seen some rather interesting inventory tags which have really made me question the quality of CVS as a brand…

#2 – Master Yoda Speaks About Breeding
May 13th, 2013 at 9:19 pm by Mark

Sounds like some people I know, and unfortunately, the damage is already done to their children, as well. At least I had the good sense to not…

#1 – Trolling Win: The Glass of Water Trick
February 9th, 2013 at 5:54 pm by Mark

Sometimes, you get to troll a perfect audience…

Thanks, everyone, for reading, re-posting and sharing!

For those who feel nostalgic…

I, for one, don’t. 😉

Happy New Year!

blogitude.com wishes everyone a Happy and Safe New Years Eve celebration! Be extremely safe, in fact — don’t drink and drive!

And when you’re making resolutions, or making wishes, be careful what you ask for. 😉