July 11th, 2013 at 5:09 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: cars, cellphones, craigslist, penis, spelling
I was looking for a car once, and told the woman I was calling about the ad. She gave me her address, and when I showed up, she said, “Just remember, no biting or hitting, and you have to use a condom.” Apparently, she was selling more than just a Lumina on Craigslist…
!["Hi, this is Randy. I saw your penis for sale on Craigslist. Is it still available? If so I would like to come take it for a test drive tonight sometime." "Hi Randy, im selling a prius. Is that what you meant?" "YES!!! Apologies new phone" "Well it's craigslist. You never know."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/07/PenisForSale.jpg?resize=460%2C634&ssl=1)
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June 9th, 2013 at 9:12 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: funny signs, innuendo, marriage, penis, sex
I suppose saying, “When I think about marriage counseling, I always think of Safeway,” might be a little more socially acceptable than saying, “That’s what she said.”
![Penis broken. Please use finger. Thanks!](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/06/Finger.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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April 9th, 2013 at 5:08 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: advertising, arbys, fast-food, funny signs, innuendo, mcdonalds, penis
Yeah, we know all about your cravings for a Big Mac. But seriously, the Arby’s logo is even worse when looked at for what it is — that long, tall “hat” with a wide brim at the bottom that looks like just like two… Yeah, you know…
![McDonald's Logo: Would You Like That Super-sized?](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/04/McDonaldsPenis.jpg?resize=460%2C584&ssl=1)
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September 4th, 2012 at 5:49 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: innuendo, penis, scan, snake
At least it wasn’t his trouser snake…
!["Nigga am I reading this correctly ... You fucking scanned a snake?"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/09/Scan.jpg?resize=460%2C180&ssl=1)
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August 21st, 2012 at 5:05 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: email, internet, men, penis, sexism, spam, statistics, vagina, women
The old demographics, showing that 92% of Internet users were male, no longer apply given that it’s 2012 and Internet and Email usage is pretty proportionate between men and women. So why do we all still get the penis enlargement emails?
![With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills, you'd think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/08/Vaginas.jpg?resize=460%2C453&ssl=1)
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