Posts Tagged with "penis"

Even Shaq Makes Fun of Justin Beiber

July 25th, 2012 at 6:04 pm by Mark
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Someone asked, “All of his singles are platinum, he has more than a billion fans, is easily as recognizable than Darth Vader, never has to worry about his retirement and he’s only eighteen years old. What do you have?”

“A penis,” I replied. “I’m jus’ sayin’…”

Peeing in Public

July 6th, 2012 at 5:29 pm by Mark
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Suddenly, Tommy realized taking a pee in his neighbor’s front yard wasn’t such a good idea…

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Definitive Answers from Xbox Support

June 13th, 2012 at 5:56 pm by Mark
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It’s worth noting that Xbox Support reps have an advanced sense of sarcasm and innuendo in comparison to normal Customer Service people.

Why It Would Suck to be Mr. Potato Head

April 4th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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When I’m at work, I often find that I’ve left something I needed at home. Usually, it’s keys, my wireless mouse or paperwork. Mr. Potato Head could potentially forget a Hell of lot more, bringing to mind that bizarre King Missile song from a few years ago…

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What Not to Sell at a Sporting Event

March 9th, 2012 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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English is a very complex language with many subtleties. In addition to being modified by adjectives, nouns can also be modified by other nouns. In certain instances, the incorrect usage of nouns can lead to rather embarrassing, or even dangerous, conversations.