Interesting choice of t-shirt, considering…

In this day and age, people are quite comfortable with the idea of surgical manipulation in order to be closer to their idea of “beautiful.” Hollywood is at the forefront, forcing upon us a veritable army of flat-faced, straight-bodied androgyny in a size two. Although many people still decide to do it since they’re great professionals out there that know The Art of Plastic Surgery and how to make people look exactly how they want to.

Thankfully, there are many places that are ready to provide this service while making sure the procedure is safe, sterile, and no complications arise from it. Places like Body sculpting Manhattan for example, do everything in there power to be as professional as possible, since as you can imagine many people choose not to to undergo these procedures out of fear something might go wrong. At the end of the day it can be considered a not necessary medical procedure, so the risks must be low and you should entrust yourself only to the best places available for your safety and health.

When we look at the Hollywood stars of the forties, fifties and sixties, we find women who still looked like women, with natural breasts, curves and even “flaws” which made them unique and adorable, now everybody finds a doctor to chance something about their body, even the small things like Laser hair removal Skinmd1. And given this sort of nostalgia, it’s more probable that the first time machine won’t be in a DeLorean, but rather in someone’s right hand…

Dear Lord. Won’t it ever go away? What did we do to deserve more drama out of the Anna Nicole family?

Finally, Vergie Arthur *cringe* has quieted down. Finally, Howard K. Stern appears to have went in to relax mode. Nobody has tried to dig her up. There are no more wannabe daddies coming out of the woodwork. Seemed like the train wreck was just about cleaned up and we could all just go on with our lives……

Until 5 minutes ago.

Now it seems Anna’s freak step-sister, Donna Hogan, the author of the much acclaimed biography about Anna Nicole, Train Wreck, is gonna try to step into Anna’s life and live it. Chick is gonna get a new set of boobs and bleach her hair. She’s icky, and borderline scary.

Get this. She’s gonna get the new rack and go try to screw her way into Playboy… *cringe again*.

Wonder how long it’ll be before Howard K. moves in on her? At least she’s got the book profits… that dork doesn’t even have a job now.

For real, the last thing I want to hear on the news everyday is all the crazy shit this broad is gonna do to try and drum up some (apparently much needed) attention. Yup, I could live a thousand lives and be happy never to here any of this crap about Anna Nicole and her screwed up family/friends again.

On second thought, maybe I should start a cause….  Donations accepted for Diva’s boob job and other minor plastic surgeries in an effort to beat that freak skank to the punch.  We’ll call it the “Make Diva Famous Fund”.

Mark, you’re in charge of passin the collection plate, pal!

     Take a look at this real squirrel, and this plastic squirrel.  Which one is cuter?

     For me, it’s definitely the first one …

     The first one is real, and evokes an emotional response.  The second one is a piece of molded plastic, and evokes absolutely nothing.

     This same logic can be applied to Banana Nicole Smith.