Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.

Today, journalists in Sochi, Russia for the opening of the Winter Olympics are complaining about all of the shirtless photos of Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin. They apparently do not realize that Vladimir Putin is what happens when James Bond gets one of his villains pregnant and the child grows up to kick both their asses.

Journalists showing off their hotel rooms with Putin portraits reminded me of one thing…

Which reminded me of something else…

Arranged to the music of that terrible time waster from years ago…