Posts Tagged with "relationships"

Spooning: Fun for Guys?

February 7th, 2014 at 9:10 pm by Mark
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Some things in a relationship are considered, “acceptable risk.” Spooning is one of them.

Spooning.  For Girls: Cute, warm and straight to sleep.  For Boys: Face full of hair, dead arm and an awkward boner.

The Dating Game: You Can’t Win Edition

January 17th, 2014 at 1:11 pm by Mark
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I’ve seen this game played out over and over.

The corollary: I never gave a damn about where to eat — food is food, and I eat a lot of it — because spending time with and keeping her happy was always the more important priority.

Me? I’ll take a $5 Taco Bell box, and probably eat again in an hour. 😉

So then I told him, "No, you choose the restaurant. I don't care where we go. lolz"

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New Book: Understanding Women

January 12th, 2014 at 1:51 pm by Mark
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I thought, “This is great! Apparently I’ve been clueless for 40-something years!” When I tried to buy one, there was no price tag, no one could tell me how much it cost, and they repeatedly insisted on quoting the terms and conditions of purchase. 😉

The Book "Understanding Women" has finally arrived in book stores.

Christmas Eve 2013

December 24th, 2013 at 5:42 pm by Mark
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We wish everyone a safe and happy Christmas Eve!

"You don't have to get me anything."  "IT'S A TRAP!"


How to Be Single Really Fast

December 20th, 2013 at 12:24 pm by Mark
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Never done that — been accused of it (seriously!), but never done that. LOL

@PaulPeligroso: "When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say 'Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?'"