I’ve been craving a nice bottle of Merlot the last couple of days. Maybe I should invite Him over to fix up this case of Deer Park in the kitchen…

I know you’ve heard the line, “After 3AM, everyone’s gorgeous.” It’s important to make your decisions prior to drinking.

International Condom marker, Durex, has repeatedly made a name for itself with its edgy, sarcastic advertising.

Who says you can’t make sarcastic family photos for the Holidays? And if this family has had things as rough as most people have this year, she’s probably graduated to Jack Daniels.

This, of course, assumes that your parents don’t rip your head off shoulders before you have a chance to come clean…