Darwinism in Action
May 19th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by MarkTags: asshats, darwinism, humor, sarcasm
Unlike many who might get a Darwin Award, this guys last words weren’t, “Hey, hold my beer…”
Unlike many who might get a Darwin Award, this guys last words weren’t, “Hey, hold my beer…”
Have you ever ordered a cheeseburger and the idiot taking your order looks at you and says, “Do you want cheese on that?” There might be a reason…
As in Dating 101, keep it simple. Once you’ve approached the object of your desire, assure it you’re not a douchebag, and refer to the diagram below.
There is a subtle difference between sarcasm and irony.
Sarcasm: That sure is a nice question mark, Grammar Nazi #2.
Irony: Why did they misspell, “Congratulations?”
Any questions?