May 7th, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Mark
Tags: art, artists, breasts, davinci, duckface, mona-lisa, sarcasm, women
Painted between 1503 and 1506 by Leonardo DaVinci, the portrait of the wife of Francesco del Giocondo (Lisa Gherardini) known as the “Mona Lisa” is one of the most well-known paintings ever produced.
Of course, this was during a time when women of class were more demure, without senseless celebrities to imitate and had less need for attention-getting tactics. You know for certain that if Mona Lisa were alive today, she’d bare at least two thirds of her boobs on her Facebook pic, have at least one unsightly tattoo and she’d probably still shit in a bucket — although she’d make at least one public video of the act.

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May 2nd, 2012 at 5:57 pm by Mark
Tags: animals, dogs, drugs, labrador retreiver, labs, sarcasm
Labs are known for their high intelligence, loyalty and eagerness to please. On the downside, they’re also known to be extremely needy, hyperactive and easily bored. Many people don’t realize how much attention they require. But as a constant companion, they’re about the best dog you can possibly own.

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May 1st, 2012 at 5:36 pm by Mark
Tags: camera, innuendo, kama sutra, photography, sarcasm, sex
If I’ve heard it once, I’ve heard it a million times: If there’s nudity involved, every guy suddenly becomes a Professional Photographer — as a ruse, as the finished product most always shows. Fortunately, an actual Photographer can be easily spotted by his attention and knowlege of Lighting and … Position.

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April 28th, 2012 at 10:26 am by Mark
Tags: coke, eminem, humor, racism, sarcasm, sprite
Now with added Lime.

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April 25th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by Mark
Tags: divorce, fat, humor, marriage, sarcasm, statistics
Nearly fifty percent of all marriages in the US end in divorce, according to 2009 statistics provided by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD). Comparatively (in an apples and oranges sort of way), the OECD reports that 30.6% of Americans are obese.
Conversely, these study’s Administrators largely consisted of short, fat, balding European accountants — overwhelmingly Caucasian males — who possess only a tenuous grasp of both common sense and the society around them, and have almost no chance of ever getting laid without money changing hands. Click here for more loanovao.co.uk

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