Posts Tagged with "sarcasm"

If Mona Lisa Were Alive Today…

May 7th, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Mark
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Painted between 1503 and 1506 by Leonardo DaVinci, the portrait of the wife of Francesco del Giocondo (Lisa Gherardini) known as the “Mona Lisa” is one of the most well-known paintings ever produced.

Of course, this was during a time when women of class were more demure, without senseless celebrities to imitate and had less need for attention-getting tactics. You know for certain that if Mona Lisa were alive today, she’d bare at least two thirds of her boobs on her Facebook pic, have at least one unsightly tattoo and she’d probably still shit in a bucket — although she’d make at least one public video of the act.

A Guide to Labs for Dog Lovers

May 2nd, 2012 at 5:57 pm by Mark
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Labs are known for their high intelligence, loyalty and eagerness to please. On the downside, they’re also known to be extremely needy, hyperactive and easily bored. Many people don’t realize how much attention they require. But as a constant companion, they’re about the best dog you can possibly own.

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Photographers Only in it for the Sex

May 1st, 2012 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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If I’ve heard it once, I’ve heard it a million times: If there’s nudity involved, every guy suddenly becomes a Professional Photographer — as a ruse, as the finished product most always shows. Fortunately, an actual Photographer can be easily spotted by his attention and knowlege of Lighting and … Position.

The Real Slim Shady

April 28th, 2012 at 10:26 am by Mark
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Now with added Lime.

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Marriage: The Leading Cause of Obesity Since 5000 BC

April 25th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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Nearly fifty percent of all marriages in the US end in divorce, according to 2009 statistics provided by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD). Comparatively (in an apples and oranges sort of way), the OECD reports that 30.6% of Americans are obese.

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