This one goes really great with other lines like, “Car? No, but I’d be happy to give you a ride!” and “Hey, baby! Wanna make a few extra bucks?”

It’s always good, amongst Facebook friends, to have a bit of fore-knowledge about who *not* to piss off…

The first step in every 12-step program should be, “Put down the keyboard.”

I knew it was over when I saw a friend make the Facebook post, “Who gave Mr Manning hallucinogenics?? Poor thing looked like he didn’t recognize the football…”

You’re definitely more likely to attract people using this name tag than by using the phrase, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”