Your Day Could Be Worse
January 14th, 2014 at 1:50 pm by Mark
Tags: bad day, nuts, squirrels
Some days, the squirrel gets the nut… Other days…
Posts Tagged with "squirrels"
Tags: bad day, nuts, squirrels
Stabbed With a Squirrel?
January 10th, 2014 at 5:02 pm by MarkTags: abuse, asshats, Beer, drinking, marriage, sammich, squirrels
Meanwhile, in crazy land…
It was, in fact, a ceramic squirrel, and the entire thing happened because the guy didn’t bring his wife back any beer. He was also, in fact, in the kitchen, unsupervised, making his own damn sammich when the attack occurred.
This story is starting to sound eerily familiar… But I digress. *cough*
Note: Courtesy of NBC 9, Story at NBC 2
Which Squirrel is Cuter?
March 26th, 2007 at 2:29 pm by MarkTags: anna-nicole-smith, beauty, humor, media, photos, plastic-surgery, squirrels, women
Take a look at this real squirrel, and this plastic squirrel. Which one is cuter?
For me, it’s definitely the first one …
The first one is real, and evokes an emotional response. The second one is a piece of molded plastic, and evokes absolutely nothing.
This same logic can be applied to Banana Nicole Smith.
