If you’re offended, not to worry. He does explain Men towards the end. Not safe for work due to language. Also not safe for mixed crowds or longstanding, harmonious relationships.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_jOkNtdHJk
Oh, no, not that kind of game. I meant your Xbox 360 game. Yes, a new service called GameCrush allows socially inept video game junkies to play Halo and Modern Warfare 2 with “hot chicks” for around $1 per minute.
It is worth noting, however, that the best way to actually meet “hot chicks” is to turn off the Xbox, put down the Hot Pockets™, leave the basement, get some fresh air . . . perhaps a tan . . . *cough*
Former Senator and Presidential Hopeful John McCain’s 24-year-old daughter Meghan posted this photo on Twitter, with much rebuke.
Interestingly, if you look close enough, you can see a book called “Andy Warhol.”
I’d only add the following disclaimer…
WARNING: OBJECTS IN WEBCAM ARE
SMALLER THAN THEY APPEAR.
Seriously, what the Hell is everyone bitching about? I’ve seen more risque images on the Country Music Awards, for chrissakes, and nobody bitches about that… and she’s at least OF LEGAL AGE, unlike half the girls these friggin’ Internet pervs lust after (sick bastards should all be shot!).
For further entertainment, check out her article about the whole sordid ordeal.
UPDATE 10/17/2009 @ 1:29AM US/EASTERN
This just in from Fracas…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL_m81PNBXc
Although, the video would have been funnier if he’d glammed it up a bit and cried…
Tip: Kudos to Fracas for keeping me informed
I’ve been observing a lot lately, as well. Watching the wildlife flirt and shoot each other down like crazy. But it seems more and more like Women have the upper hand since I was in the dating crowd… In fact, they’re as bad as I remember guys acting back in the 80’s.
So, for all you guys out there thinking about getting back into the dating scene, here’s a translation guide of the Top 10 things Men Hear that Women Say When Dating.
10. Man hears, “We Need to talk.” Woman means, “I’m gonna talk. You’re gonna shut the fuck up.”
09. Man hears, “I don’t want to have sex.” Woman means, “I don’t want to have sex WITH YOU.”
08. Man hears, “I don’t want to fight.” Woman means, “I’m gonna hurt you, so if your balls mean anything, they better stay more than an arm’s length away.”
07. Man hears, “No, I’m not mad.” Woman means, “In fact, I’m absolutely seething and I’m going probably going to go Lorraina Bobbit on your ass, so don’t fall asleep.”
06. Man hears, “I don’t want any drama!” Woman means, “I *am* the drama!”
05. Man hears, “I’m very family oriented.” Woman means, “I’d *like* to be family oriented, but I hate my family. Can I have yours?”
04. Man hears, “I’m STD free.” Woman means, “Except for the oral herpes, which you’ll find out about in three months.”
03. Man hears, “I’m bi-curious.” Woman means, “I’m gonna fuck a woman whether you’re there or not, because you are male, and therefore SHIT!”
02. Man hears, “Can we just sit down and have a civil conversation?” Woman means, “You sit there and be civil while I berate and call you an asshole, especially if you ask any questions trying to understand the crazy shit coming out of my mouth!”
01. Man hears, “I love you.” Woman means, “OMG, you turn me on…! Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh my god, that was fucking incredible! Now get out…”
Tongue in cheek. Come on, you know some of them were funny. Don’t hate me for my dry sense of humor. 😉
And do keep in mind … results may vary.
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1. The Magnificent: Name someone you absolutely adore, and tell us why.
Well she knows who she is. (Sorry guys, this week you’re outta luck.)
2. The Muddy: Tell us something about life you just don’t “get”.
Political B.S., Martha Stewart, Attorney’s fees, Bad drivers, Kentucky basketball, Tossed Salad, Unhappy campers, Boring girls, Intriguing girls, and Other people.
3. The Magnetic: Name something or someone good (or bad) you’re drawn to and you just can’t help it. Tell us if you want to change this or not.
Money, I need it. It wants me to spend it. I can’t change that.
4. The Mainstay: Who or what is something you just can’t live without? Why?
Love. It only takes one to light the whole world on fire.
5. The Masquerade: Tell us something about yourself we wouldn’t already know.
I feel needed.
6. The Mettle: Tell us about a time you showed courage in yourself, or tell us what you wish you had the courage to do.
I wish i could actually make a success of my business endeavors. It is an on going struggle but I may make it to move into something else.
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