Posts Tagged with "women"

Looking for a New Bike?

February 20th, 2014 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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It’s generally fairly easy for guys to pick out a bike. They pick the features they want, choose a color and make the purchase. For women, there are sometimes additional considerations…

Women! When choosing your new bike... Think about the colour of the seat! ;)

Faulty Logic

February 12th, 2014 at 1:04 pm by Mark
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One of the most baffling things in any given relationship is the perception that one person has done something wrong, and will be blamed for it, regardless of logic, explanation or even proof. These situations are exacerbated when no apology — whether warranted or not — will be accepted.

I had a dream you cheated on me. Apologize!

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Jealousy Trumps Injury

February 10th, 2014 at 5:21 pm by Mark
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Unfortunately, I’ve seen this scene played out too many times — on both sides.

Text to My Girl: "Hey, baby... I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Paula brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg..." Girl: "Who's Paula?"

How to Understand Women: A Child’s Perspective

February 7th, 2014 at 1:57 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, it’s difficult to tell whether kids are wise beyond their years or just mimicking an adult…

Cover: "How to Understand Women."  Page 1:  "This book is all about understand women.  Best-selling author."  Page 2: "You can't.  The end."

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The Best Way to Get Over a Man?

February 4th, 2014 at 7:12 pm by Mark
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It’s always good, amongst Facebook friends, to have a bit of fore-knowledge about who *not* to piss off…

Facebook Question: "The best way to get over a man is to....."  Facebook Answer: "Chop his legs off at the knees... they are much easier to climb if they are closer to the ground!"