Posts Tagged with "work"

When I Get Bored…

January 30th, 2014 at 1:03 pm by Anita
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When I get bored, I like to call in sick to places I don't work.  Today I'm getting written up at Khol's.

Facebook Addicts: Make Money from Facebook NOW!

January 29th, 2014 at 3:04 pm by Mark
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Using this method, even a total idiot could make between $250 – $750 a week!

How to Make Money from Facebook.  1. just go to "Account Settings."  2. press "Deactivate my account."  3. go to work

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

What Do Photographers Actually Do?

January 22nd, 2014 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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Back at you, Zacque!

Photographers.  What I think I'm doing: Sitting behind a camera.  What my friends think I'm doing: Take pictures of hot girls.  What my grandmother thinks I'm doing: Dealing with dead media like rolls of negatives.  What I'm actually doing: Stuck behind a fucking desk using Photoshop.

Tip: Be sure and check out Zacque’s business, Hitchcock Photographic.

We’re Back!

June 9th, 2013 at 1:57 pm by Mark
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Thanks to some very stale DNS records at a partner site (they were caching the old IP address for the site and wouldn’t let it drop for anything!) we were unable to have any images show up since June 2nd. I finally dug in hard, being nearly a week later, and found someone to listen to me complain and fix the issue. Which reminds me of something that’s far too often true…

Reasons Why People Work Work With Computers Seem To Have a Lot of Spare Time.... Web Developer: "It's uploading'  SysAdmin: "It's rebooting"  Hacker: "It's scripted"  3D Artist: "It's rendering"  IT Consultant: "It's your problem now"  Programmer: "It's compiling"


Friday: Time to Make Fun of the Boss

June 7th, 2013 at 5:37 pm by Mark
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And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Bostitch stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

Milton, from the movie Office Space

Yeah, if you could do a better job cropping your photos, that'd be g-----