Archive for June, 2013

Bacon: How All Salads Should Be

June 30th, 2013 at 5:54 pm by Mark
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In the words of an average carnivore:

“Vegetables aren’t food. Vegetables are what food eats!”

Bacon with a sprig of green: "Look, I made a salad!"

Hookers at Massachusetts State House

June 29th, 2013 at 5:27 pm by Mark
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At the Massachusetts State House, specific hookers always knock on the back door.

Massachusetts State House: - General Hooker Entrance  - Bowdoin St. Entrance  - Ashburton Park Entrance

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CVS Sale Price Tags

June 28th, 2013 at 5:10 pm by Mark
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I’ve spent a lot more time in CVS Pharmacy during the last year, and seen some rather interesting inventory tags which have really made me question the quality of CVS as a brand…

CVS Sale Tags: "Gatorade - Piss colored. Tastes like shit."  "CVS Lotion: It puts the lotion in the basket."

Yearbook Quote: Oops!

June 27th, 2013 at 5:59 pm by Mark
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Of course, if this Yearbook had been from a Florida high school, the typo would have made perfectly good sense.

Yearbook Typo: "I will miss the friends that I have made and the memories we shared along with the teachers I have boned with over the years."

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North Korean Tanks Experience Technical Issues

June 26th, 2013 at 5:37 pm by Mark
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PYONGYANG, D.P.R.K (via blogitude.com): After being openly ridiculed over their Photoshop’d fleet of Stealth fighters, North Korea’s armored battalion underwent testing prior to their press release in order to avoid the world’s laughter.

Deflated Tank