Archive for June, 2013

What Do Cats Do?

June 25th, 2013 at 5:47 pm by Mark
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No cat I’ve ever owned has been this bad, but all of them have have delusions of Monarchy.

Cat: "What society thinks I do." "What my person thinks I do." "What my person's roommate thinks I do."  "What the dog thinks I do." "What I think I do." "What I actually do."

Statistics vs. Common Sense

June 24th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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It amazes me that despite conventional logic, University professors and statisticians still cling to statistical numbers even faced with the fact that their numbers deny all common sense.

According to most statistics, the best way to attract a man is with the eyes, and thus it is highly important for women to properly apply their eye makeup. Of course, the vast majority of the these studies were conducted by some rather boring statistical mathetmaticians...

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Stupidity on Parade: The Maury Show

June 23rd, 2013 at 5:27 pm by Mark
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I didn’t fail Biology or Math when I was in school, and thus, never fathered any children. I will admit, however, that I did fail English once, which is a bit odd to me, considering it is my first language…

Corey says he is 2 Billion Percent Sure he did not father Tyisha's baby.  The Furture: This is what happens when you fail both Biology and Mathematics.

Who Runs the Hospital Wet Lab?

June 22nd, 2013 at 5:11 pm by Mark
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Just down the Hall from Dr. Slutsky in Room 9021-O is Mike Hock, Chief of Staff.

9021 Q - Dr. Slutsky - Wet Lab

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Alicia Keys Blasts Kim & Kanye on Twitter

June 21st, 2013 at 5:43 pm by Mark
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“North West” might be a cute and clever name for a baby, but only if your name is Kanye. Neither parent seems to care about the future chiding, “I went down south on North West,” when she’s in high school…

Alicia Keys: "Seriously Kim and Kanye, you named her 'North'......? That's like me naming my kid 'Car'"