Archive for June, 2013

More Bathroom Etiquette

June 20th, 2013 at 5:57 pm by Mark
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Bathroom etiquette from the gym…

Bathroom Rules: - Do not make eye contact when using the urinals.  - No talking to people in the stall.  - No running. Unless you accidentally clogged the toilet. Then get out before anyone sees it was you.  - No asking stall-mates for more toilet paper. If you run out just accept your fate and weep silently.  - Please keep poop gruns and other noises to a reasonable level.

Grocery Shopping: Competitor Prices

June 19th, 2013 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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WalMart’s grocery department needs price tags like this so that every consumer can see how badly they’re getting screwed over by not shopping at Kroger. Anyone who says they’re cheaper obviously hasn’t paid attention in class.

Rainbo Hamburger Buns: $2.99.  Elsewhere: $2.49.

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Spoiled Milk?

June 18th, 2013 at 5:06 pm by Mark
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Suggestion: Remember that there’s no sense crying over spilt milk.

Spoiled Milk: "Daddy, I want A PONY!"

Name a Popular Queen?

June 17th, 2013 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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Fail! It said Queen, not Queen member. And, with popular, mainstream choices like Bernadette Bassinger, Felicia Jollygoodfellow, Noxeema Jackson, Vida Boheme, Chi Chi Rodriguez, and RuPaul, that just seems wrong… Or maybe it’s just me… I mean… Nevermind.

Name One Popular Queen: "Freddie Mercury."


WalMart: Where Beer is More Important Than Food

June 16th, 2013 at 5:45 pm by Mark
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Apparently, someone said, “F@#$ it, tomorrow’s Monday,” at WalMart tonight. Of course, I can also remember a time when I might have considered this “one stop shopping.”

Milk, Eggs and Cream Cheese in the Beer Section