January 10th, 2014 at 5:02 pm by Mark
Tags: abuse, asshats, Beer, drinking, marriage, sammich, squirrels
Meanwhile, in crazy land…
It was, in fact, a ceramic squirrel, and the entire thing happened because the guy didn’t bring his wife back any beer. He was also, in fact, in the kitchen, unsupervised, making his own damn sammich when the attack occurred.
This story is starting to sound eerily familiar… But I digress. *cough*
Note: Courtesy of NBC 9, Story at NBC 2
July 4th, 2013 at 5:50 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, brains, independence-day, july-4th, politicians, wizard of oz
I’m sorry to report that I’m not feeling very “patriotic” lately, given my personal circumstances. Regardless, I do wish everyone a happy — and, most of all, safe! — Fourth of July.
May 10th, 2013 at 5:10 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, bingo, games, walmart
If it was poker, I’d see your pregnant-with-a-tramp-stamp and raise you a homeless-man-in-a-tartan-skirt-and-heels. Yes, the heels are tartan, too…
Note: Hat tip to Anita, via the Pinternet.
April 17th, 2013 at 5:01 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, camera, cellphones, duckface, facebook, phones, telephones
For those who make Duckface photos, prepare to be shamed, because what can be seen cannot be unseen.
February 15th, 2013 at 5:08 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, missing, sexism, valentines day
In his defense, he did actually say, “Make me a sammich PLEASE?”