Posts Tagged with "asshats"

Arguing with Nuts

March 12th, 2014 at 1:32 pm by Diva
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I know this. Why can’t I just give in and leave well enough alone???

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts. --- Scott Adams

Monday: Dealing with Idiots

March 10th, 2014 at 5:15 pm by Mark
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“Seriously, if I wanted any shit from you, I’d squeeze your head.”

Your results came back... it's not a tumor.

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How I Lost My Sense of Humor

March 10th, 2014 at 3:41 pm by Diva
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I lost my sense of humor like five years ago. It was replaced by sarcasm and disdain. This, in a nutshell, is why I’m so pissed at the world: stupid, self centered, egotistical, self righteous, entitled bitches.

Reasons why I'm a bitch #1: You're sucking stupid.

Idiot Tapes Firecrackers to His Lips

March 3rd, 2014 at 5:13 pm by Kimberly
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There is so much stupid here I don’t know where to start.

Polititely Poisoning Your Coffee

February 28th, 2014 at 7:51 pm by Jason
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A few months ago a friend of mine’s wife kept bragging how she was just as crazy and mean as her mother. She had just told us the story about how her mother had put rat poison in her father’s coffee for months.

Writing in the bottom of a Coffee Cup: "You've been poisoned."