I know this. Why can’t I just give in and leave well enough alone???

“Seriously, if I wanted any shit from you, I’d squeeze your head.”

I lost my sense of humor like five years ago. It was replaced by sarcasm and disdain. This, in a nutshell, is why I’m so pissed at the world: stupid, self centered, egotistical, self righteous, entitled bitches.

There is so much stupid here I don’t know where to start.

A few months ago a friend of mine’s wife kept bragging how she was just as crazy and mean as her mother. She had just told us the story about how her mother had put rat poison in her father’s coffee for months.