Posts Tagged with "burn"

Photo Comment WIN!

March 6th, 2014 at 9:37 pm by Mark
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It’s no secret that on Facebook, I’ll often respond with a smart-ass photo comment. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this one. I did, however, send the original poster a congratulatory high-five, and a bill for the keyboard which was ruined due to the coffee I spewed after seeing his sarcastic reply.

Mid Life Crisis Diva (photo Firefighters): "Hello, fire department? Is this Mr. February? Yeah, I'm stuck in a tree. I mean... meooow."  Facebook response: "Would prolly happen more like this... (pic of cats coming in the door) 'We understand you are 40 and still not married..."

Facebook: The Dog Show

February 23rd, 2014 at 7:02 pm by Mark
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Some smart-ass quips deserve a Kelso Award.

Mimi on Facebook: "At the dog show with my mom. Yay!"  Charlie: "Did you win?" BURN!

Facebook: Sometimes it Burns

January 11th, 2013 at 5:43 pm by Mark
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You can help avoid burns like these by thinking before you type a status update.

"without the ugly in this world, there would be no beautiful"  "Thank you for your sacrifice."