June 21st, 2013 at 5:43 pm by Mark
Tags: alicia keys, baby, celebrities, innuendo, kanye west, kim kardashian, names
“North West” might be a cute and clever name for a baby, but only if your name is Kanye. Neither parent seems to care about the future chiding, “I went down south on North West,” when she’s in high school…
February 11th, 2013 at 9:24 pm by Mark
Tags: beyonce, celebrities, homer simpson, simpsons, superbowl, unflattering beyonce
Given the news that Beyoncé’s publicist has asked Buzzfeed to pull down the “unflattering” photos from her half-time performance at this year’s Superbowl, you knew it’d only be a matter of time before we chimed in…
February 1st, 2013 at 9:52 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, celebrities, lobster, snooki
I don’t want to live on this planet any more…
October 25th, 2012 at 3:21 pm by Mark
Tags: axl, cake, celebrities, guns 'n' roses, sarcasm, weight-loss
While I’m generally not one to make fun of anyone’s weight, I thought, it’s okay in this instance, since it’s Axl Rose, the malcontent who apparently exchanged his lack of control of his Alcohol for the lack of control of a fork.
January 28th, 2012 at 11:17 am by Mark
Tags: beauty, celebrities, hollywood, masturbation, plastic-surgery, sarcasm
In this day and age, people are quite comfortable with the idea of surgical manipulation in order to be closer to their idea of “beautiful.” Hollywood is at the forefront, forcing upon us a veritable army of flat-faced, straight-bodied androgyny in a size two. But to many of us, it seems that they miss the mark, often in horrific ways.
When we look at the Hollywood stars of the forties, fifties and sixties, we find women who still looked like women, with natural breasts, curves and even “flaws” which made them unique and adorable. And given this sort of nostalgia, it’s more probable that the first time machine won’t be in a DeLorean, but rather in someone’s right hand…