Posts Tagged with "coffee"

Polititely Poisoning Your Coffee

February 28th, 2014 at 7:51 pm by Jason
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A few months ago a friend of mine’s wife kept bragging how she was just as crazy and mean as her mother. She had just told us the story about how her mother had put rat poison in her father’s coffee for months.

Writing in the bottom of a Coffee Cup: "You've been poisoned."

Grumpy Cat on People

February 24th, 2014 at 3:29 pm by Mark
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Lack of coffee just might explain why Grumpy Cat is so grumpy.

Grumpy Cat: "I like people the same way I like my coffee.  I don't like coffee."

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Counterfeit $40 Bills?

February 22nd, 2014 at 5:44 pm by Mark
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I once tried to pay for my coffee at Dunkin Donuts with two Kennedy fifty-cent coins. I say tried because they told me, “We don’t accept foreign currency.”

Subway: We Only Hire the Best.  "At noon on Aug. 1 a Subway employee reported that a customer was attempting to pass a counterfiet $40 bill. Police found the currency, a $50 bill, was genuine."

Choked on a Goat and Peed in Your Coffee?

January 18th, 2014 at 7:28 pm by Mark
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The silver lining, I suppose, is that the goat didn’t pee in the coffee…

"Yeah my morning was shitty...and the rest of the day was hot...Monterey is good. This morning I choked on a goat and pissed in my coffee." "Lol!!" "LOL NO...I choked on my TOAST and SPILLED my coffee....fuckin spell check..." "I like the other one better!!" "You would...hippy..."

Unexpected Proposals

January 17th, 2014 at 5:33 pm by Mark
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I’m sure this sort of pranking is why I’ll be going to Hell…

"Marry Me" Coffee Cup: Imagine how much fun you could have with these while service random couples in a coffee shop.