February 28th, 2014 at 7:51 pm by Jason
Tags: asshats, coffee, marriage, poisoned, psychos, rat poison, strichnine
A few months ago a friend of mine’s wife kept bragging how she was just as crazy and mean as her mother. She had just told us the story about how her mother had put rat poison in her father’s coffee for months.
February 24th, 2014 at 3:29 pm by Mark
Tags: coffee, grumpy cat, lolcats
Lack of coffee just might explain why Grumpy Cat is so grumpy.
February 22nd, 2014 at 5:44 pm by Mark
Tags: coffee, counterfeit, customer service, math, money, police, subway
I once tried to pay for my coffee at Dunkin Donuts with two Kennedy fifty-cent coins. I say tried because they told me, “We don’t accept foreign currency.”
January 18th, 2014 at 7:28 pm by Mark
Tags: autocorrect, cellphones, coffee, goats, spelling
The silver lining, I suppose, is that the goat didn’t pee in the coffee…
January 17th, 2014 at 5:33 pm by Mark
Tags: coffee, marriage, proposals, sarcasm, trolls
I’m sure this sort of pranking is why I’ll be going to Hell…