Posts Tagged with "drinking"

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sixth

May 6th, 2015 at 5:56 pm by Mark
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Just a PSA … Rolling down the street, smoking Endor, sipping on Qui-Gon Gin and Jawa juice is a great way to get pulled over…

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Star Wars Day: May the Fourth Be With You

May 4th, 2015 at 5:06 pm by Mark
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As much I am a Star Wars dork, I consider “Revenge of the Fifth” to be the next day or two after opening any given bottle of liquor…

Is Today is "May the 4th Be With You" Does That Mean Tomorrow is Revenge of the 5th?"

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Beer is the Devil?

April 7th, 2015 at 5:18 pm by Mark
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The average price of a case of beer — which contains around three gallons — is still $20, putting the ultra-premium fuel at approximately $6.66 per gallon. Given the sign comes from Alabama, the numeric value may be precisely why they didn’t bother to do that part of the math…

The average human walks 900 milers per years, and drinks 22 gallons of beer, which mean the average human gets 41 miles per gallon not bad...

Cats Can Be Assholes

March 20th, 2015 at 5:47 pm by Cassie
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A cat walks into a bar.

“I’m depressed. Give me a shot of rum,” he demands of the bartender.

The bartender pours him a shot, and the cat slowly pushes it off the bar.

“Pour me another…”

"Please Don't Leave Drinks Unattended. The cat is an asshole."

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Seriously Bad Judgment?

February 28th, 2015 at 1:28 pm by Chered
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And now I need bail money…

Ozzy Osbourne: Judge says to me "Ozzy, you've been brought here for drinking."  So I says, Great! Let's get started!"