Posts Tagged with "flirting"

Random Pizza Innuendos

February 24th, 2014 at 5:11 pm by Mark
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Yeah, this totally sounds like something I’d do…

Richie via Facebook: I ordered a pizza the other day, when she read the order back to me, she said, "You have one thick sausage, anything else?" I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I ordered pizza, too."

Homeless Pick-Up Line Fail

February 8th, 2014 at 3:12 pm by Mark
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This one goes really great with other lines like, “Car? No, but I’d be happy to give you a ride!” and “Hey, baby! Wanna make a few extra bucks?”

Homeless on side of interstate: "Justs here to meet chicks."

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Flirting 105: Make Sure It’s What You Want

December 14th, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
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I know you’ve heard the line, “After 3AM, everyone’s gorgeous.” It’s important to make your decisions prior to drinking.

He Turned Her On: Now What?

Dating 101: Keep it Simple

April 24th, 2012 at 5:32 pm by Mark
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How will anyone know you’re interested if you never have the nerve to tell them?

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Fruit Etiquette 101: The Proper Way to Eat a Banana

April 6th, 2012 at 5:18 pm by Mark
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This rule also applies to lollipops, popsicles, corn dogs, and other phallus-shaped items which may not be restricted entirely to food… Unless, of course, you’re trying to get someone’s attention…