Posts Tagged with "flirting"

Random Pizza Innuendos

February 24th, 2014 at 5:11 pm by Mark
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Yeah, this totally sounds like something I’d do…

Richie via Facebook: I ordered a pizza the other day, when she read the order back to me, she said, "You have one thick sausage, anything else?" I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I ordered pizza, too."

Homeless Pick-Up Line Fail

February 8th, 2014 at 3:12 pm by Mark
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This one goes really great with other lines like, “Car? No, but I’d be happy to give you a ride!” and “Hey, baby! Wanna make a few extra bucks?”

Homeless on side of interstate: "Justs here to meet chicks."