Posts Tagged with "games"

Online Gaming Tantrums

January 29th, 2015 at 5:57 pm by Chered
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Let’s be honest. By age five, these kids usually have the mouths of sailors.

Gamer Level: Preschool.  "I HOPE YOUR MOM FORGETS THE PUDDING IN YOUR LUNCH!"

Poncho of the Badass

February 9th, 2014 at 8:13 pm by Mark
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Since the Crossbow of the Dixon provides +60% damage against undead, he’s pretty much unstoppable.

Daryl Dixon: Poncho of the Badass. +%60 to Critical Strike

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The Dating Game: You Can’t Win Edition

January 17th, 2014 at 1:11 pm by Mark
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I’ve seen this game played out over and over.

The corollary: I never gave a damn about where to eat — food is food, and I eat a lot of it — because spending time with and keeping her happy was always the more important priority.

Me? I’ll take a $5 Taco Bell box, and probably eat again in an hour. 😉

So then I told him, "No, you choose the restaurant. I don't care where we go. lolz"

Oh, You Need Something on Farmville?

May 12th, 2013 at 3:10 pm by Mark
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Interestingly, the people who detest Facebook games to such an infuriated degree are most likely those who once played them…

Thanks for the Farmville Request.  I sent you a tractor.

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How to Make Your WalMart Experience Enjoyable

May 10th, 2013 at 5:10 pm by Mark
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If it was poker, I’d see your pregnant-with-a-tramp-stamp and raise you a homeless-man-in-a-tartan-skirt-and-heels. Yes, the heels are tartan, too…

Walmart Bingo

Note: Hat tip to Anita, via the Pinternet.