Posts Tagged with "google"

Facebook a Mental Hospital?

July 31st, 2013 at 1:02 pm by Michelle
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Is Facebook as bad as Google+, where everyone’s imaginary friends are stuck going in circles as if awaiting their medication?

Mental Hospital - To All My Fellow Nuts: I just realized... We sit & stare at a screen.. We talk to ourselves.. We have imaginary friends, zoos, farms, cities & fake animals.. We cook imaginary food in imaginary bakeries.. We play bingo that gives no money.. We poke people & think it's OK.. We even write on walls.. Think about it.. Facebook is a mental hospital & we are all its patients. Hit like and feel free to share this.. I just did! Party in my ward later...

Social Media Explained

February 10th, 2012 at 5:43 pm by Mark
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Special thanks to Dunkin’ Donuts for teaching us how to spell “doughnuts” incorrectly, and to Google for being just like Facebook but without that pesky Privacy Policy!

Google Search Suggestion – Win or Fail?

August 9th, 2010 at 1:00 pm by Mark
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I wonder if Safe Search was enabled?

I Hate Mark Steel / I Love Mark Steel

April 26th, 2007 at 11:39 am by Mark
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     Something Kevin said the other day

Noticed in my stats today that one of the search phrases to get to the church was “I hate Mark Steel.” Look, you’re getting famous!

     — stuck with me, although as a humorous sidenote.  I loved it!

     I’ve also seen a sudden surge in Google searches for “i hate mark steel.”  I love that sort of thing.  I also saw several of the blogs from our blogroll in the top 30.  But, why all the hate?
     Alternatively, I decided to check out “i love mark steel,” to find that I’m actually ranked #26.  I hate that.  I didn’t see much familiar around there, either.  C’mon, where is the love, people?

     I mean, I’m not saying I’m the world’s smartest man or the greatest living American or anything like that… But I do have a reasonable amount of knowlege about how this stuff works.  😉

     This is all a joke to me, and this post is just a silly experiment.  I’ll post the outcome in a couple of days, as I think it might teach someone a little something about SEO…

     Besides, I’ve already labeled John Kerry as the World’s Smartest Man… albeit, sarcastically.  And the antidisestablishmentarian in me still believes Bill Gates is the greatest living American… 😉

[ UPDATE – 26-Apr-2007 @ 9:26PM EDT]

     THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about!  I moved up from #26 to #1 in less than 10 hours!  Now I’m #1 for “i love mark steel” and “i hate mark steel.”
     Now I feel balance!
     That’s SEO.  Thpft!

From Knoxville to Pussy in 49 Steps

March 31st, 2007 at 12:05 am by Mark
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     Monty’s “Summer Vacation Spots” made me wonder…

     How far is Pussy from Knoxville?

     According to Google Maps, it’s only 49 steps away.

     However, Orgy is a mere 34 steps away.

     Given the fact that Pussy is 15 steps further away than Orgy, Orgy may not be very fun for me…

     Regardless … Pay particular attention to Step #18.  Click on it.  😉

     According to Glenn, “it will actually show you the pier to jump off of.”

     Seriously, click Step #18.  After doing that for that long, I doubt even Pussy would entice me…

Tip: Thanks, Glenn