Posts Tagged with "kids"

Spring Has Sprung!

April 4th, 2015 at 5:04 pm by Mark
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No longer does the dog have to cringe at the thought of going outside and worry about any “accidents” in the house. It’s warm — a beautiful day — and all is well in the world. 🙂 But there is a down side…

Dog: "All I want to do is go outside. And then inside. And then outside. And then inside again."

Online Gaming Tantrums

January 29th, 2015 at 5:57 pm by Chered
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Let’s be honest. By age five, these kids usually have the mouths of sailors.

Gamer Level: Preschool.  "I HOPE YOUR MOM FORGETS THE PUDDING IN YOUR LUNCH!"

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How to Traumatize Your Children

April 9th, 2014 at 7:12 pm by Kimberly
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It’s nothing decades of therapy won’t sort out!

How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and With Skill

Kids Begging for Money

March 16th, 2014 at 3:38 pm by Jason
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Yesterday a kid walked up to me in a restaurant and asked if he could “borrow” my money. I said, “No go ask your daddy.” I wanted to see what man he went to and punch him in the face but the kid walked all over the restaurant like he had no parents. It’s hard to blame the kids.

"Too Late Now... Your Child is an Asshole: A Guide for Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes."  by Barbara Simmons, author of ADMIT IT: Your Child is Having a Fucking Meltdown

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Less Violence When Spanking Was Normal

March 14th, 2014 at 3:59 pm by Diva
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I grew up getting my ass kicked for screwing around in school, getting bad grades, being disrespectful, trying to dress like a ho, breaking curfew, cussing, smoking. etc. After 40 and having children of my own, I don’t hate my parents for it, no. I grew up to be somebody. I work my ass off and do my best to teach my kids not to be a waste of air.

People claim spanking their kids teaches them violence but why was there less violence when it was normal to give your kid an ass whooping?