Posts Tagged with "logic"

UPS Logic Fail

March 21st, 2015 at 5:11 pm by Chered
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Right, because nobody ever has the same schedule through the week. To make matters worse, UPS will leave a yellow sticker on your door telling you to come to their pick-up counter, which is only open from 1PM-4PM, Monday through Friday.

UPS: "Oh, you're not home at 1PM? We'll try again tomorrow at 1PM."

Video Game Logic: Running

March 16th, 2015 at 5:45 pm by Mark
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As much as consoles have improved over the years, some Video Games still make no sense on a regular basis. Many times it’s like, “Oh, you can’t pick up that scrap of paper,” but you’re carrying 15 hunting rifles, 8 sniper rifles, 100 grenades, 20 assorted pistols and 30 submachine guns … in your pockets…

Video Game Logic: "Soldier in Nanosuit worth Millions can only run for 15 seconds. Overweight Itlalian plumber can run forever."
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Ironic Slogan for a Courier Service

February 27th, 2014 at 1:03 pm by Jason
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TNT Express: Taking the logic out of logistics.

Crashed Truck Logo: "Yes we can!"  Caption: "No you can't!"

Video Game Logic

February 20th, 2014 at 1:58 pm by Mark
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I’m not sure what’s worse — the video game logic or the player logic, which seems to dictate that anyone better than you is cheating, and anyone who is worse than you’s “mom was pretty good last night.”

Video Game Logic: "I can't possibly fir through here. Need to find a way to open this."  Jackie Chan: Whwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwh?

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Faulty Logic

February 12th, 2014 at 1:04 pm by Mark
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One of the most baffling things in any given relationship is the perception that one person has done something wrong, and will be blamed for it, regardless of logic, explanation or even proof. These situations are exacerbated when no apology — whether warranted or not — will be accepted.

I had a dream you cheated on me. Apologize!