I wonder how many people have walked in and said, “Can’t you see I’m burning, burning?”

He says he can’t live there, but he seems to be doing quite a (weird) job of it, doesn’t he?

Of course, when reading the lyrics to George and Ira Gershwin’s “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off,” the song doesn’t really make a lot of sense, either…

Apparently, one poor Dutch bastard has been reviled for not knowing the words to Metallica’s “Seek and Destroy.” During their July 2009 show, Metallica’s rhythm guitar and vocalist, James Hetfield, shoved the mic in front of an overeager fan, who rather clearly screamed, “I WANTA DA BACON!” at 1:54.

But in defense of the aforementioned bacon-lover, even Metallica, themselves, have decreed, “BACON VERY IMPORTANT THAT BACON BE AVAILABLE DURING EVERY MEAL.”

Besides… Even Hetfield can’t remember the words to “Ride the Lighning” these days.

I rest my case.

And it’s a good thing, too, otherwise I’ll start picking at Lars’ pathetic California Dutch…