Posts Tagged with "music"

Only Josh Can Prevent Wildfires

April 6th, 2013 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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I’m not buying it, because I have a feeling that Josh was born well after the 1975 release by Michael Martin Murphey…

"Only ________ ('Your Name Here', 'Josh' painted in grafitti) Can Prevent Wildfires." DAMMIT, JOSH! You had ONE JOB!

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How to Piss Off iPod Users

March 7th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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Calling your band “Various Artists” in the MP3 era is right on par with calling your band “Free Beer” in the bar-band era: clever, yet ineffective.

"So that's great, you're in a band. What's it called?" "Oh, right now we're called Various Artists just to f@#$ over people with iPods."

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Superbowl Half-Time Show

February 3rd, 2013 at 3:16 pm by Mark
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For those who haven’t heard, Beyoncé will be lip-syncing at the Superbowl…

Beyonce! Beytwice!

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Nicki Minaj Has Something to Say at Christmas

December 24th, 2012 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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If Lisa Lampanelli is the Queen of Mean and Lady Gaga is the Empress of Eccentricity, then Nicki Minaj is definitely the Sovereign of Stupidity.

Christmas From Nicki Minaj: "You a stupid Ho, Ho, Ho!"

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The Place Where Bono Lives

December 16th, 2012 at 5:21 pm by Mark
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He says he can’t live there, but he seems to be doing quite a (weird) job of it, doesn’t he?

Place where Bono can't live: A) With You B) Without You C) The overlap in between

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