Posts Tagged with "nudity"

Too Much Information?

April 8th, 2014 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, it’s just too easy…

YOUR PANTS + LAST THING YOU ATE = YOUR APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL TEAM NAME.  OP: "Purple Pizza lol"  Commenter 1: "Haha blue taco salad" Commenter 2: No Tuna Salad `o_O^" OP: "So xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx not wearing pants?" Commenter 2: "Nope ;-)" OP: "wow awkward!!!" Commenter 3: "Blue biscuit?"  Commenter 2: "It's after 5PM and I'm in my room.  I DO WHAT I WANT! lol"

Annoying Bathroom Mirror Selfies

January 29th, 2014 at 9:36 pm by Mark
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To the roommate who can’t get into the bathroom, have faith that with a mere 4,000 more likes, Facebook will ban her account, anyway.

Girl: "For every 1,000 likes I get I'll raise my sweatshirt up one quarter of an inch higher :)" Roommate: "How many likes to get you to stop hogging the bathroom all day?"

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Guys: It’s Never Too Hot to Take Off Your Shirt

July 8th, 2013 at 5:21 pm by Mark
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According to most women, the only man allowed to take off his shirt at any given time is Channing Tatum.

Shirt Tag: "100% Cotton, Machine Wash Cold. It's never so hot that you have to take off your shirt. Don't be that guy."

Gratuitous Nudity?

February 6th, 2012 at 5:50 pm by Mark
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Why Guys Don’t Party with Keifer Sutherland

July 21st, 2010 at 6:00 pm by Mark
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Although, up to 10% of men may not actually mind…

(This should have been a “Caption This” – ROFL ~ Paul)

Keifer Sutherland drops his pants while having a beer