Suddenly, Tommy realized taking a pee in his neighbor’s front yard wasn’t such a good idea…

Fast forward to around 2:15 and you’ll find out about SEGA’s new toilet games, dubbed, “Toylets.” As much as I don’t want a camera watching me pee, I sure as HELL don’t want to end up with a “hot dog,” given the explanation that the first game works using Microwave Radar (amusingly explained at 4:20)…

I’ve walked around today in awe, making sure multiple times that my crotch wasn’t wet and that nothing was staining my pants.  I finally asked, “Was there a Cosmo article that said women should stare at a man’s crotch and then flash a coy smile, or is it just me?”

Apparently, it’s just me.

Unlike this poor bastard…

Via.