Posts Tagged with "pigs"

Counting Sheep

January 28th, 2014 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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A drunken New Zealander came home after a binge carrying a sheep under his arm. He walked into the bedroom where his wife stared at him from the bed. “Sweetheart, this is the pig I’ve been sleeping with every night,” he announced.

Staring at him disgust, the wife yelled, “That’s a sheep, not a pig, you drunken fool!”

“I was talking to the sheep,” he replied dryly.

My Girlfriend asked me how many sexual partners I'd had. I started counting but fell asleep.

Bacon Cheeseburger

January 14th, 2014 at 7:38 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, even vegetarians crave a good, juicy bacon cheeseburger.

Best Friends Forever

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The Difference Between Pets and Non-Pets

January 14th, 2014 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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Regardless of how some people try and blur the lines, some animals are pets and some animals are food.

Why Love One But Not the Other? Because One Isn't Full of Delicious Bacon

A Pig Walks Into a Hospital…

February 15th, 2013 at 12:15 pm by Michelle
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Did you hear the one about the Pig who walked into the hospital?

He's Cured

How to Make Your Own Bacon

February 13th, 2013 at 10:03 pm by Michelle
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Mmm, Bacon! Not done yet

Bacon Seed