Posts Tagged with "puns"

Ice, Ice, Pastry

March 13th, 2017 at 6:12 pm by Cassie
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These cakes’ll get your party jumpin’ … Fifteen minutes in the oven and they’ll be plumpin’ …

Imperial Nuts

March 13th, 2017 at 5:32 pm by Chered
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If you don’t like Star Wars, you can suck on my…

Alternative Names for STI’s

January 16th, 2017 at 7:09 pm by Cassie
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If you spread “the clap” to everyone around you, is it called “applause?”

Chair Lifts are Not My Forte

November 12th, 2016 at 4:21 pm by Cassie
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Getting on this one would not too sharp. It’s too bad these jokes always fall flat…

Music Note Chair Lift.  If you fall you will B-flat.

Are Your Doors Alarmed?

March 23rd, 2015 at 5:28 pm by Mark
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It was a typical Monday. Forgot to grab my badge before going into work. The level eight door was highly agitated even at 8:30AM…

Level 3 Door: This Door is Alamed After 5pm.  (Note: "Before then, it's just generally anxious...")