Posts Tagged with "puns"

Alternative Names for STI’s

January 16th, 2017 at 7:09 pm by Cassie
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If you spread “the clap” to everyone around you, is it called “applause?”

Chair Lifts are Not My Forte

November 12th, 2016 at 4:21 pm by Cassie
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Getting on this one would not too sharp. It’s too bad these jokes always fall flat…

Music Note Chair Lift.  If you fall you will B-flat.

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Are Your Doors Alarmed?

March 23rd, 2015 at 5:28 pm by Mark
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It was a typical Monday. Forgot to grab my badge before going into work. The level eight door was highly agitated even at 8:30AM…

Level 3 Door: This Door is Alamed After 5pm.  (Note: "Before then, it's just generally anxious...")

Not a “Peep” From Kim Jong Un?

March 14th, 2015 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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While some people are worrying about what movie North Korea will prevent us from watching during the Easter Holidays, I’m just sitting here playing with the Easter candy…

If ou crush a marshmallow bunny it looks like Kim Jong Un

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Yoda, Master of Puns

March 5th, 2015 at 5:58 pm by Mark
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The Internet clearly leads to the dark side…

Yoda: "Why was Five afraid of Seven?  Because Six Seven Eight..."