Posts Tagged with "video"

Caller Wants Deer Crossing Signs Moved

October 19th, 2012 at 7:01 pm by Mark
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Ya know … Someone should … I just … Oh, nevermind …

Note: Hat-tip to Anita, who is blonde, yet still knows better.

Star Spangled Banner by Madison Rising

October 2nd, 2012 at 11:08 pm by Mark
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Just … Wow!

Hat tip to Pinch @

Video of 76-Year-Old Plowing Through Supermarket

April 18th, 2012 at 5:26 pm by Mark
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At least ten people wish they’d not gone grocery shopping on Saturday, April 14th, 2012 at the Publix on Belle Terre Parkway in Palm Coast, Florida …

This week, the Florida Highway Patrol charged a 76-year-old woman, Thelma Wagenhoffer, with Careless Driving after she drove her 2004 Toyota Camry through the front door of the Publix supermaket on Saturday afternoon. Of the ten people injured, only two were injured seriously, and both are expected to make a full recovery.

Ten things strike me as miraculously amazing about this story in Florida:

And, the number one thing I’m miraculously amazed at:

[ Warning: Graphic video, but again, no deaths or critical injuries. ]

Note: Seriously, watching that baby carriage just before the impact freaked me out until I read a little. I’m just glad that no one was killed, as things definitely could’ve been far, far worse.

People of Walmart

February 3rd, 2012 at 5:54 pm by Mark
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Agreed, Walmart can be a frightening place. But every time you see this, remember, that the person taking the photos & video was also there… and that they made a friggin’ Musical of it…

To be honest, I don’t think any Walmart — save the one in Winchester, KY, which is completely FUBAR — can hold a candle to 3AM at Knoxville’s aptly named Fellini Kroger.

National ‘Dutch Oven’ Day

November 11th, 2011 at 6:00 am by Glenn
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OK – so I realize that I’ve been away for a while with no excuse but the call has been loud and clear so to all of my faithful readers, you can sleep easy now knowing that I’m back on the job.

So where did we leave off? I believe I was just starting to get in the swing of criticizing that douche-bag Newt Gingrich. Or was it that pointy nosed chicken looking wife of his? While I can guarantee it was the later, I can also guarantee that no one cares about those two.

So what should we care about? Well, today we should care about farting. And we should care about its effect on our relationships. And we should care about how farting is perceived in the bedroom. And we should help our partners understand how it isn’t our fault. And we should help our partners become desensitized to the effects of farting. So men! Hear my call! It’s time to rally!

For tonight … we fart. And we fart with pride. And we fart knowing that others too are farting. So go forth, eat those beans, eat that corn, chug that pork. And tonight, when the time is right, we will all pull the covers over our heads and share our masterful trumpeting and odoriferous flatulence with our wives, our girlfriends, our lovers!

Welcome to the inaugural ‘National Dutch Oven Day’!