Posts Tagged with "vodka"

Another Disturbing Pickup Line

February 8th, 2014 at 5:35 pm by Mark
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Nothing screams “sexy beast!” like a bottle of Grey Goose, a pull-out couch and a framed (bad) pickup line done in needlepoint by your grandchild-craving mother.

"The couch pulls out but I don't."

Lake Vodka

June 20th, 2006 at 6:10 pm by Mark
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     A story on Shortnews.com claims that a Polish Vodka distillery has turned a nearby lake into 30% Vodka.  This puts it at roughly the same level as Boris Yeltsin’s bloodstream.