The Following Can Go Fuck Themselves Today…
December 31st, 2008 at 11:59 am by Glenn
Tags: asshats, coffee, humor, mac, new year, sarcasm
The Following Can Go Fuck Themselves Today:
- The ugly loud girl at Starbucks who was too busy being ugly and loud instead of properly putting together an order of a decaf coffe and a mocha.
- The guy at Starbucks who decided it was a good idea to remove melon — yeah I said it… MELON — flavoring for my damn morning green tea.
- Whoever the idiot at Arm and Hammer was who decided to add some element to their laundry detergent that makes my butt, crotch, and armpits itch. You truly suck sir.
- The idiot in charge of the interface for sharing usb drives within OSX.
- The fuckhead who installed my desk 3 inches too low. Shit. That was me.
- Sun Microsystems for that piece of shit application Open Office that sems to crash more often than it allows me to change a default font.
- The grand idiot, Mark Steel, at Blogitidue.com for giving *me* of all people a damn account. Pendejo.
- Motley Crue for “Home Sweet Home”.
… And I only got to work an hour ago. This is going to be the best day ever!
Happy New Year!
Glenn
December 31st, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Oh, yeah … You’re welcome, Puta! 😉
December 31st, 2008 at 1:58 pm
If I wanted to read whining, I’d ask my 3 year old niece to write me a letter after I took away her juice box. What a waste of time.
December 31st, 2008 at 1:58 pm
You forgot about the dickhead(s) at Time Warner cable that are to obsessed with their millions and too damn cheep to pay the small amount extra to Viacom to keep 19 of the best channels in their lineup…
December 31st, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Con: Meh, then stop being pissy that Colorado Resolution 9 is still in effect, and give the kid her underoos back.
Dan: Not to worry. Porn is still free on the Internet.
December 31st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Sebastian Cabot and hordes of winged monkeys can go fuck themselves too.
December 31st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Would it not have just sufficed to put up the words “FUCK YOU” in big shiny red letters instead? While we’re at it, fuck you too. 🙂
December 31st, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I generally find that I dislike 90% of the people in any Starbucks on any given day of the week. Bunch of clowns who have extraordinarily overcomplicated orders, thus making me wait that much longer for my “large coffee, please.”
Harumph.
December 31st, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Starbucks Employee: “Large? *scoff* We don’t have ‘large.’ We have Short, Tall, Grande and Venti…”
Me: “Yeah, well, fine, then! I’d like a non-dairy, non-fat, unsweetened Ethiopian Harrar in a Venti cup, hold the cream, please?”
Starbucks Employee: “Uhhh, what?”
Me: “Oh, what, did I stutter? You don’t know what Ethiopian Harrar is? I thought you worked in a fucking coffee shop! A LARGE COFFEE, PLEASE!”
Pedantic twits. 😉
January 1st, 2009 at 12:46 am
Rick: Evil hordes of winged monkeys. evil hordes. They’re the worst. But yes, you’re right … any of ol’ horde of winged monkeys, with or without Sebastian Cabot, should go fuck themselves, too…