Of course, judging by everything I’ve seen and heard tonight, I am the only person who’s still SOBER at 1AM on New Year’s…

     So a Public Service Announcement to everyone east of Colorado (because, hey, who cares about those people west of Colorado, anyway, right? *snicker*):

     Please be safe and don’t start out your New Year with a Drunk and Disorderly, a DUI or a Vehicular Homicide. 

     In other words, don’t get f*%$ed while getting f*%$ed up.  Unless you’re f*%$ing while f*%$ed up.

     So, you all have your fun, and I’ll just keep sitting here NOT f*%$ing OR getting f*%$ed up.

     kthnx.

     Happy New Year.

Two hores ago we blassed in New Year 2009 while laughing our asses off at freezing tempartures in Knoxvillle, TN and Washington, District of Conspiracy while were out under the thatch wiht plenty of tiki torhc lights!

So Haoppy New Rear from the Caribean where its nice and warm and white women dance funny because they all dirnk too much!

Now we go start NEw Year out with a bang! 🙂

Excerpt from a conversation between someone and someone else:

“What’s this shit about people fucking themselves by … Glenn?”

“I dunno — some idiot trying to become someone on blogitude.com”

“Sounds like a horrible idea.  Maybe he’s just a friend of Mark’s?”

“Right, probably some programmer/slacker guy in Los Angeles.  Who else likes Melon Flavored Green Tea…?”

“Yeah – no shit!  Either a pansy, or someone trying too hard to be funny.”

“Was something funny?”

“Good point.  I’m gonna go shove a juicebox up my ass, drink a glass of wine, and call it a day…”

“Cheers!”
Happy New Year!

Glenn