The author of this status update was tragically run over while crawling across the street outside the hospital. When asked what had happened, she replied, “The sign said ‘Don’t Walk’.”

Funny how due to the evolution of the English language we’re left with a rather disturbing mental image when reading this sign.

Of course, there’s also the argument that it was literal, and meant for the those who weren’t intelligent enough to use a voting machine a few years ago… I’m jus’ sayin’…

Got the t-shirt. Of course, it being two sizes too large was a dead giveaway.

In the spirit of Shit Guys Don’t Say, remember that women can be a bit more … direct.