Archive for March, 2012

What Not to Sell at a Sporting Event

March 9th, 2012 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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English is a very complex language with many subtleties. In addition to being modified by adjectives, nouns can also be modified by other nouns. In certain instances, the incorrect usage of nouns can lead to rather embarrassing, or even dangerous, conversations.

Product Design Flaw: Buzz Lightyear Cup

March 9th, 2012 at 5:25 pm by Mark
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The only way this product could have been worse is if you blow into the straw and Buzz Lightyear says, “To infinity, and beyond your lips.”

Note: Toy Story and Buzz Lightyear are ™ & © 1995-2012 Disney/Pixar. All Rights Reserved.

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The Truth About Men

March 8th, 2012 at 6:13 pm by Mark
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If three women, equally sweet, equally attractive, and with the same ideals are all competing for a guy’s attention, which one will he choose? The answer may be easier than you think…

Her Boobs are Bigger…

March 8th, 2012 at 5:53 pm by Mark
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Aside from the fact that she’s guilty of trespassing on private property and criminal vandalism, doesn’t she sound like a keeper?

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Evil Cellphone Tricks: Cat Facts Revenge

March 7th, 2012 at 5:49 pm by Mark
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I didn’t think the Cat Facts prank could be usurped, but I was wrong.