Archive for April, 2012

Open Season on Duckface Photos

April 13th, 2012 at 12:02 pm by Mark
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If the meme isn’t enough for you, be sure to play the video game!

Facebook Duck Hunting: Every time you see a girl doing the duck face in a photo, you comment "BANG!" Happy duck hunting! :)

How to Use Corn on the Cob as a Personality Test

April 12th, 2012 at 5:37 pm by Mark
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You still have to be careful of the first two types, because the third may mimick the first two and possess a bit more imagination… Those sluts can be tricky!

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Indifference: The Reason You’re Making Your Own Damn Sammich

April 11th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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Of course, Jealousy isn’t the only problematic emotion. Indifference is an even bigger problem, as this soon-to-be-single guy will find out the next time he has to make his own way to the kitchen.

Facebook: Making Your Girlfriend Jealous Since 2004

April 11th, 2012 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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She’s understandably angry, given that some random friend, or perhaps even a family member, liked her man’s Facebook status. Yeah… Is anyone else hearing Joi scream, “You ain’t got to lie, Craig! You ain’t got to lie!” or is it just me?

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Lady Gaga Clothes the Homeless

April 10th, 2012 at 5:27 pm by Mark
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Contrary to popular belief, it was not Orlando Bloom’s Twitter with the quote:

I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around on random things.

The Twitter account which reportedly posted it in January 2012 is an Orlando Bloom spoof/fan account, thus its repeated mis-attribution to good ol’ Legolas. I managed to find the same quip on a greeting card dated April 5th, 2011, so it’s certainly been out there a while. Regardless of the source, it’s still funny, considering