Archive for August, 2012

Jesus Cat

August 26th, 2012 at 1:38 pm by Mark
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On the third day, following his persecution by dogs, he was risen. Nine times.

Popular Scented Candles

August 25th, 2012 at 6:20 pm by Mark
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Another popular candle was scented with cat fur, which had been boiled in water and oil prior to its infusion into wax. You don’t even want to know what it was called…

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Facebook: Support Group for the Terminally Emo

August 24th, 2012 at 5:38 pm by Mark
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Facebook is the perfect enabler for overly emotional narcissists, drama queens and asshats just looking to pick a fight… Asshats like Jake, who’s so obviously trying to stir the pot. *rolls eyes* Seriously, Jake, she’s fine — she just needs some Advil®.

Emperor Palpatine: A Smooth Criminal

August 22nd, 2012 at 9:35 pm by Mark
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Don’t worry, young Skywalker. Everything’ll be fine now that Michael Jackson showed up.

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End Email Spam Gender Bias Now!

August 21st, 2012 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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The old demographics, showing that 92% of Internet users were male, no longer apply given that it’s 2012 and Internet and Email usage is pretty proportionate between men and women. So why do we all still get the penis enlargement emails?