Archive for February, 2013

Missing Since Valentine’s Day

February 15th, 2013 at 5:08 pm by Mark
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In his defense, he did actually say, “Make me a sammich PLEASE?”

Missing: This Guy.  Presumed Dead.

A Pig Walks Into a Hospital…

February 15th, 2013 at 12:15 pm by Michelle
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Did you hear the one about the Pig who walked into the hospital?

He's Cured

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Lack of Priorities

February 14th, 2013 at 9:17 pm by Mark
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If your Valentine’s Day plans don’t include spending a little “quality time” with your significant other, they’re probably gonna be understandably pissed off…

Priorities: Obviously, this guy has his all messed up.

Don’t Let This Happen to You!

February 14th, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Mark
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They know you’re not a mind reader. That’s why they’ve mentioned what they want over and over and over — and they will tell you that when you come home with nothing!

I hate Valentine’s Day, she said. It’s just an overblown, sexist holiday specifically designed to make men spend money on things they should be doing year-round, she said.

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Unsure of What to Get Her For Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2013 at 3:03 pm by Mark
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It’s 3PM, and you haven’t gotten her a Valentine’s Day gift yet? Problem solved!

Tell her you already got her something and have her guess what it is. She'll probably list some things she's been wanting.