Archive for April, 2013

Pi Pie

April 20th, 2013 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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Just like I’ve always said — pie are not squared. They are round.

Pi Pie: 3.1315926535898

PSA: Condom Safety

April 19th, 2013 at 5:53 pm by Mark
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As we all know — or should know — even spermicidally lubricated condoms are only 99% effective. Don’t be the 1%.

Condoms aren't totally safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

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Stubborn Graffiti

April 18th, 2013 at 9:09 pm by Mark
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Sounds like some women I know, too. 😉

Sign: "This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness." Grafitti: "NO WE WON'T"

Enough Duckface, Already!

April 17th, 2013 at 5:01 pm by Mark
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For those who make Duckface photos, prepare to be shamed, because what can be seen cannot be unseen.

The Future: An inspecific amount of time beyond now when one remembers this photo while taking a duckface photo in the bathroom with their phone and feels stupid.

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Why Do So Many Marriages End in Divorce?

April 16th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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I’ve watched similar “arguments,” however one-sided they might be, unfold often. Some people are simply too steadfast in jumping to conclusions and making wild assumptions, and regardless of logic, reason and proof, go on the offensive to “Attack!” and keep up the pressure afterwards. When things go from unfair to uncharacteristically sadistic, there’s little hope left.

Unfortunately, the vast majority of people who get this “mood” refuse to look at how their own behavior affects their relationship with their partner. And it’s not just women — this sort of fatalism is far too prevalent in both genders.

"After 3 years, I have to let you know I can no longer be your boyfriend."  "WTF! You can't be serious right now...it's cool though, Josh, that's why I've been having sex with your best friend for the past 2 years you ASS"  "Wow...really? I was about to say I can't be your boyfriend anymore because I want to be your husband... =("